mooseleys:

he sAID THE THING


missdiddlez:

iperfectedskyrim:

Whenever I hear “X-Ray”, I do not think of the wavelength and shit used in machines to see your bones. I think of a Puerto Rican man.

a really cute puerto rican man

image


khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer


twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.


obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle


winchestsr:

come on, sam.

winchestsr:

come on, sam.


maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes


landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh


promiseoflight:

#traditional canadian cuisine

promiseoflight: